Habakkuk Rejoices in the LORD

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Habakkuk Rejoices in the Lord

Though the fig tree should not blossom,
    nor fruit be on the vines,
the produce of the olive fail
    and the fields yield no food,
the flock be cut off from the fold
    and there be no herd in the stalls, 

yet I will rejoice in the Lord;
    I will take joy in the God of my salvation.
God, the Lord, is my strength;

    he makes my feet like the deer's;
    he makes me tread on my high places.

To the choirmaster: with stringed instruments.

Habakkuk 3:17-19, ESV

Though my dog bear no puppies,

Nor my car's tank abound with gas,

the bread in the toaster burn

and my hair frizz like a porcupine,

the water be cut from our house

and there be no eggs in the fridge,

yet I will rejoice in the LORD;

I will take joy in the God of my salvation.

GOD, the Lord, is my strength;

he makes my feet like a Ferrari;

he makes me tread on my parachute.

To the worship leader: with synthesizer

:)